“Where are the Fruit Loops?”
“You don’t have to drown your pancakes in syrup.”
“I WILL FIGHT YOU for the last bowl of French Toast cereal!”

"I can’t believe you’re eating left over pizza for breakfast.“
“I don’t care what you say, you’re not skipping breakfast, damn it.”
“Don’t drink the Orange Juice out of the carton.”

"YOU ATE ALL THE BACON?!“
“ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST! Yay!”
“You put soda in your cereal? Ew.”
“Where are the bananas?“

“Where’s the Silk Milk? YOU KNOW I ONLY USE SILK MILK!”
“You haven’t even eaten breakfast yet. No alcohol.”

"I GOT SAUSAGE, I GOT SAUSAGE, I GOT SAUSAGE! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!“
“Are you sure toast is all you want this morning?”

"Oh, thank God. The coffee’s made.“
“God, I hate the smell of coffee.”
“Doughnuts are not a healthy breakfast.”
“What is that beautiful smell?”

"You made my breakfast into a smiley face?”
“It’s too early for a food fight.”